Facebook Update

Hi, just a quick note to let you all know that I have added another album to facebook, It is about our life, times & friends in Dubai & the link is on the right hand side of this page along with all the others :)

Welcome to the world Rochelle Jade

Congratulations to Lizz & Peter of the safe arrival of their beautiful daughter Rochelle. A little sister for Jarred & Caitlyn to love and adore. Our love and prayers are with you all at this special time and always :)

Happy Valentine's Day

Our Gorgeous Smiley Baby Boy

Patrick - aged 6 months.

My warped sense of humour found this funny :)

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.